why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
how to stay warm in your freezing bedroom:
put on a comfy sweater
put a sweatshirt on over it
put leggings on
put sweatpants on over them
4 pairs of fuzzy socks
light your bed on fire
and a partridge in a pear tree
Disney Princess Movies before and after name changes.
"how can we improve these titles?"
Do Men Have Purses?
YES MY FAVORITE MOVIES ARE ALL IN ONE ROW TANGLED MULAN AND HERCULES THIS IS A BIG DEAL
WHO NEEDS A FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WHEN YOUR IMMIGRANT PARENTS ARE ON THE PHONE WITH SOMEONE FROM THEIR NATIVE COUNTRY